I want to share dis with you guys! I got it from My Notes ( Facebook ).
This is a conversation called 'Perasan!'
Rule: Respond to these people as mean and as sarcastic you could be!!(YR stands for Your Response.) Are you ready? GO!!
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: Really? Did you know you are also UGLY!
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: Ya kan?! You are the most UGLY person I ever seen
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: So? What's your problem?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Really? Have you ever fall from a mountain, scream, playing badminton and do flip flops in one time??
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
YR: Mana ada! Tipu! Your just boasting meh!
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me..
YR: Oh Yeah?! I also hate you!
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!!
YR: Apakan?? SIapa yang interested! Kau kali! Your JAHAT!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Mestilah! Who ever wants your ugly and stinky breath??
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Who wants a ride with you? My mother is going to buy a Lexsus car kali ah! * julur lidah arah nya*
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: SO? I can also make people like me! hhmmpphh!!
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Beri gali! Siapa kan couple sama ko? Did you know your face is so 100% UGLY??
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: No!! Napa kan minta number org?? and again your face is 100% UGLY!
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Apakan?? Why are you doing this to meh?? NAPAKAN??
4) What do you like about me?
YR: I only like your finger nails!
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: No!! Siapa kan cakap arah kau macam atu??
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hy Orang Kaing bermisai and berbau busuk! * frowning *
2) You smell like shit!
YR: You smell like bangkai kucing! * cats meow (anger) *
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: NO!! I hate you because you are NOT environmental friendly, you have cases of H1N1, you have the UGLIEST FACE EVER!!!
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: What an 100% ugly face macam kaling bermisai berbau busuk!!
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: I'm gonna kick your head and blood bursts out and you will never compete this race for sure!
If your ex says:
1) I still love you..
YR: Oh really?! I also HATE YOU TOO!!! UGGHHHH!! You make my life hard!!
2) I know you still love me!!
YR: No! I hate you!! UGGGHHH!!! * slap his face *
3) Please, go back with me
YR: NO!! You are being rude to me!!
4) Please call me..
YR: Sorry, I don't own a mobile phone!
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Really? I think we should get FAR FAR AWAY from each other!!
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Really Thanks, You are also ugly
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Really? Did you know, the only thing that change is your finger nails! Hahahah
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Really?? I want a 70% discount for a Lexsus car! NOW!!!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: really?? It's good for your nails!
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Really? Yakan? Then why do you sell this in your shop???
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